when you have great text post ideas but not enough followers to make it viral.
"can you wrap this present for me"
those posts you find really funny but made by ppl you hate
unfollowing me wont help you lose your virginity
it does not matter how slow you go as long as you’re not in front of me
plot twist: people begin to find you attractive in real life and not just on tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to find me attractive on Tumblr
Plot twist: People begin to think I’m attractive.
Plot twist: People begin to think
good thing he’s buying pampers cause he just shat his pants